I'll have the tofu filet and the seared faux foie, please...

Last month, I looked at this year-long challenge with pride in my personal inventiveness and ability to think outside of the box when it came to new year's resolutions. Certainly the whole endeavor borders on sadistic motive, but call it what you will; I call it "character building".

Two weeks into my venture as a rabbit (also known in some circles as a herbivore) I am having second thoughts about this whole project. Words like: stupid, dumb, ignant (and I do mean to misspell it) and painful come to mind. For this carnivore this is no easy task.

To be fair, and to escape the criticism of my veggie friends, there are positives to this challenge. It's actually cheaper, the food lasts longer and I can actually use cookies and milk with a side of cookie dough ice cream as a legitimate excuse to "find my protein". Even more so, cereal and I have re-ignited our love for one another once more. Je t'adore ma petite cheerio.

Yet from the onset, it has been a challenge. Allow me to paint a picture for you...

Heading to work on the first of the month without having eaten breakfast, opening the door and remembering it's Gospel Brunch at 1300 on Fillmore and applewood smoked bacon is on prix fixe, but not for me... FML.

Okay... so it's not the end of the world, but St. Patty's day wont be the same this year.